http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/ realdizzy1 - LiveJournal.com Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:23:16 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com realdizzy1 13416732 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/64375469/13416732 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/ 85 100 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1927.html Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:23:16 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1927.html <form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align="center" width="400" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" border="0"><tr><td bgcolor="black" align="center"><p style="color:red;font-family=&#39;times new roman&#39;;font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align="center"><p style="margin:10px;font-family:&#39;times new roman&#39;;font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size="+3">W</font>ho is that, prowling along the terrain! It is <b>Realdizzy</b>, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:&#39;times new roman&#39;;font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to torment you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:&#39;times new roman&#39;;font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="realdizzy"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f" checked="checked">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m">a guy ?<br /><input type="submit" value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="black" align="center"><p style="color:red;font-family:&#39;times new roman&#39;;font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form></b> http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1927.html public 1 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1675.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:28:30 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1675.html But you two REALLY need to stop sending me to the porn shop! <table width="500" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;"><tr><td><img src="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif"><font size="6">Dear Santa...</font><br><br><b>Dear Santa,</b><br><br>This year I've been busy!<br><br>In August I farted in an elevator <font size="-3" color="gray">(-6 points)</font>. Last Sunday I helped <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_chamilyun' lj:user='chamilyun' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://chamilyun.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://chamilyun.livejournal.com/'><b>chamilyun</b></a></span> see the light <font size="-3" color="gray">(8 points)</font>. In July I bought porn for <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_reichmarshall' lj:user='reichmarshall' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://reichmarshall.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://reichmarshall.livejournal.com/'><b>reichmarshall</b></a></span> <font size="-3" color="gray">(-10 points)</font>. Last Monday I bought porn for <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_waydizzy' lj:user='waydizzy' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://waydizzy.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://waydizzy.livejournal.com/'><b>waydizzy</b></a></span> <font size="-3" color="gray">(10 points)</font>. In April I helped <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_garphoto' lj:user='garphoto' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://garphoto.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://garphoto.livejournal.com/'><b>garphoto</b></a></span> across the street <font size="-3" color="gray">(6 points)</font>. <br><br>Overall, I've been <b>nice</b> <font size="-3" color="gray">(8 points)</font>. For Christmas I deserve <b>a toy train</b>!<br><br><blockquote>Sincerely,<br>realdizzy1</blockquote></td></tr></table><br><form action="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/">Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:<input type="text" name="uname" size="20"><input type="submit" value="Write Santa!"></form> http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1675.html public 1 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1525.html Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:32:17 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1525.html <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #900 solid;color:#000"><img src="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/images/shakespeare.gif" width="120" height="120" alt="William Shakespeare" style="float:left"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:georgia, times new roman; margin:16px; color:#000">Assume a realdizzy, if you have it not.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/shakespeare.php?word=realdizzy&amp;ans=99" style="color:#770">Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/shakespeare.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" size="10"> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form><br clear="all"></div> http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1525.html lazy public 0 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1167.html Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:56:33 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1167.html The Mayor of Baltimore designated August 9th, 2007 as Frank Zappa Day.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.zappa.com/whatsnew/baltimore.html">http://www.zappa.com/whatsnew/baltimore.html</a><br /><br />Very cool. :) http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/1167.html public 1 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/942.html Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:35:18 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/942.html 1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?<br />If you looked in my....&nbsp; ... trunk?&nbsp; Oh, Fix A Flat.<br /><br />2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?<br />Closed and locked!<br /><br />3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?<br />They go in folded but get messed up when I'm looking for anything..<br /><br />4. Sleep on your back or stomach?<br />Mostly side so my cat can sleep behind my legs. :)<br /><br />5. Are you a cuddler?<br />My cat thinks so.<br /><br />6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?<br />Dust?<br /><br />7. Something that happened today that has made you mad.<br />Nothing.. yet..<br /><br />8. What were you doing before this survey?<br />Replying to email.<br /><br />9. What will you do after this survey?<br />Go to the store.<br /><br />10. Marriage or living together?<br />Marriage<br /><br />11. What are you wearing right now?<br />Jeans and a long sleeve pinkish shirt.<br /><br />12. How many times have you been in love?<br />1497... Ok, how about two.<br /><br />14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?<br />Depends on who is in the room..<br /><br />15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?<br />Definitely.<br /><br />16. First thing you do when you wake up?<br />Feed the cat.<br /><br />17. Last person you told you love them?<br />The cat.&nbsp; No wait..&nbsp; Emily and Andrew<br /><br />18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?<br />Depends on who I'm kissing... never mind.. lol<br /><br />19. Bite or Lick?<br />We ARE talking about Tootsie Pops, right?&nbsp; That would be lick. LOL<br /><br />21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?<br />Nope.<br /><br />22. Why do you like the person you like?<br />*thinking*<br /><br />23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?<br />Nope.&nbsp; If I do, I might not ever get up.<br /><br />24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?<br />Uh. Maybe? <br /><br />25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?<br />"Adopt the Sky"<br /><br />26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?<br />Moving!&nbsp; Yay!<br /><br />27. When will you turn 50?<br />*sigh*<br /><br />28. Who is your best friend?<br />That would be Nancy.<br /><br />29. Where do you wish you were right now?<br />In an airport waiting for a plane.<br /><br />30. What song are you currently listening to?<br />Nothing at the moment.<br /><br />31. Have you ever passed out from drinking?<br />I don't remember...<br /><br />32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?<br />If I had a gun?<br /><br />33. What time did you wake up this morning?<br />4:30 <br /><br />34. Do you have any cousins?<br />Somewhere in Indiana.<br /><br />36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />Snoball!<br /><br />37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?<br />Anything to do with numbers!<br /><br />38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?<br />Wait, I thought I WAS grown up!<br /><br />39. What was your dream this morning?<br />I don't remember. :)<br /><br />40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie.<br />Maybe a dozen or so.<br /><br />41. Where was the last place you traveled.<br />Medford, Oregon!<br /><br />42. How was your past weekend?<br />Well, Friday was fun and sleeping in was great. :)<br /><br />43. What is your favorite song?<br />I have a LOT of favorite songs!<br /><br />44. Why are you doing this survey?<br />Because I don't want to go to the store. :)<br /><br />46. Do you think you are attractive?<br />No, not really.<br /><br />47. Is someone on your mind right now?<br />Nope.<br /><br />48. Can you say the alphabet backwards?<br />If I thought about it maybe...<br /><br />49. Do you worry about how you look?<br />Sometimes...<br /><br />50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?<br />Possibly... Ok. probably not.<br /><br />51. Pro-life or Pro-choice?<br />Pro-life.<br /><br />52. Have you ever been on stage?<br />When I was a kid.. Music recital.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />53. Can you whistle?<br />Yes, but not well!<br /><br />54. Would you do anything for that special someone?<br />Probably, other than jumping off a roof or something dumb like that...<br /><br />55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?<br />I LOVE him!<br /><br />56. Do you have any plans for today?<br />Just doing the domestic stuff... Any suggestions for something to make for dinner tonight?<br /><br />57. Are you friends with guys or girls?<br />Both<br /><br />58. Why?<br />Because I get along with both!<br /><br />59. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?<br />Probably.<br /><br />60. Do you like the beach?<br />Yep!&nbsp; I used to live in Huntington Beach and loved going especially at night.<br /><br />61. What color is your toothbrush?<br />Pink and white, I think.<br /><br />62. What makes you laugh?<br />Funny people. :)<br /><br />63. Are you ticklish?<br />Yes, but just don't grab my big toes.. I can't guarantee your safety! http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/942.html public 4 http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/581.html Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:31:40 GMT http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/581.html Thanks, Mary!&nbsp; It somehow fits... ; ) http://realdizzy1.livejournal.com/581.html crazy public 0